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What is a Podcast? PDF Print E-mail
Written by ComicBookGoddess   
Saturday, 19 September 2009 23:35

SSDWC Media Presents:  Questions Frequently Asked about Podcasts

The Question

  1. I don't know anything about any of this stuff, and I don't want to.  All I want to do is listen to this show.  What's the easiest way to do it?
    You usually can play the file right from the podcast's web page.  Try this:
    1. Look for a button on the button that says "Play" or is shaped like the play button on your VCR.  Press it.
    2. Look for a link that says "Click here" or "Play here".  Press it.
    3. If there is no button, try clicking on the title of the episode.  It may bring up a page just with the episode, or it may bring up the episode's audio file in your browser and start playing automatically.  If it brings up a page with just the episode, repeat steps 1 and 2.
    4. If steps 1 through 3 don't work, look for a button that says "subscribe" or "rss feed".  Click on it and see if the episode you wish to listen to is on the list.  Try steps 1 through 3 again.
  2. Will it automatically download new episodes for me, then?
    No.  If you want it to do that, I suggest you download and install iTunes.  It's the most famous program to use to listen to podcasts, which means that there is the most help out there for you to get it running easily.  You can get it, and instructions, from the Apple website.  
  3. That's just to listen from my computer, I thought you could take it with you and listen later? What's the easiest way to do that?
    Install iTunes, and buy an iPod to connect to it.
  4. Is this the only way to get a podcast?
You asked for the easiest way for somebody who doesn't want to know any more, and that's what we think is easiest!  If you want more options, or want it cheaper, read on!

More Questions

  1. What is a podcast?
    A podcast is a series of audio (or video) files that is delivered to subscribers over the internet.
  2. What kind of audio files?
    They can use any kind, but most people use MP3. MP3s take up little space and most people can play them.
  3. Can they use other files?
    Yes, they can use any other kinds of audio files, or even video and PDF files.  They're taking a chance that their listeners may not be able to  play them, though.  The most popular other file is AAC, which is a special format from Apple that takes up a little less space.
  4. What DO I need to listen to a podcast?
    An internet connection, a podcast address, and something to play the podcast on.
  5. How are they delivered?
    With most software, if it's set up and you are "subscribed" (signed up) to the podcast, the files are downloaded to your computer automatically. 
  6. But how does the computer know to download them?
    Ok, this is going to get a bit technical.  A files for the podcast are listed in a special file called an 'RSS feed'.  Special software called an "aggregator", "podcatcher", or "feed reader" automatically checks the RSS feed from time to time for new files.  Depending on the software, it either downloads them automatically or notifies you they're ready so that you can download them.
  7. How do you subscribe a podcast?
    You can subscribe in a program called an "aggregator", "feed reader" or "podcatcher".  iTunes is the most famous of these. 
  8. It's called podcasting.  Don't I need an iPod or iTunes?
    No.  You do not need an iPod.   There are lots of ways to play podcasts - you can even play them right on your computer or internet phone!  As time goes by, people come up with more ways to listen to podcasts.  Here are some combinations of things you can use, right now, to play a podcast:
    1. iPhone or iPod touch and internet service
    2. Microsoft Zune and Wi-Fi internet service
    3. Computer with sound card and speakers and internet service
    4. Computer and MP3 player and internet service
    5. TiVo and television or stereo receiver and internet service
  9. Oh.  Sounds like you need internet service.
    Dude, give me a break.  If you don't already have internet service, how did you get to this webpage?
  10. What if I want to use a handheld device but I hate iPod?
    You can buy any kind of MP3 player.  Apple's not the only one that makes them, you can get them from Microsoft, Creative, Coby, hundreds of companies.  They come in all sizes, capacities, and prices - I've even seen down to $20!  I would beware the cheap ones, though.  Many of the cheaper MP3 players may work just fine, but they are nearly guaranteed to be a LOT harder to use.
  11. Does listening to the podcast cost me any money?
  12. Really? 
    Oh, all right.  A few corporate podcasts - mostly people like Howard Stern and Rush Limbaugh - charge money.  But they'll try to get money from you first, they won't be sneaking it up on you.
  13. How do the podcasters make money then? 
    Many of them don't - they just love doing it.  Some take advertising (and many more would like to take it).  Some are using the podcast to promote their business.  Some take donations. 
  14. Why do it, then?
    Because the sky is (usually) blue, and the mountain is (usually) there.
Last Updated on Sunday, 20 September 2009 01:31
TwitterLeSung PDF Print E-mail
Written by ComicBookGoddess   
Tuesday, 16 June 2009 03:48

Hi, guys!  I was randomly browsing the net today and I found something that looked like an absolutely wonderful idea to recruit more SSDWC agents.



This is such an awesome idea that we so DEFINITELY cannot leave it to the Germans to have all this fun all by themselves!  Still wondering what it said?  All right, I'll take pity.  I'm not that much better than you at German, but luckily I know Marnen Laibow-Koser, who was kind enough to translate:

First Bremen Twitter reading on 27 June
Does modern prose have a place in 140 characters? The answer will be at the Wilhelm Wagenfeld Haus.

Prominent people tweet, the most important newspaper publishers in the world tweet, even authors tweet. In 140 characters on the microblogging service Twitter: , they reveal what is happening in this very second, what they are doing and thinking. And they comment on their daily experiences: amusingly, thoughtfully, and within seconds to many thousands of followers.

Twitter, then, is a star in the heavens of the culture of written communication—somewhere between humor, (even) banality, and marvelous wordplay. A selection of the most witty, entertaining, clever, wise, beautiful, brazen, unreasonable—in short, the best—Twitter contributions will be collected, presented, and read together in one evening. This will take place at the Twitter reading on 27 June in Bremen, at 8:00 p.m.

Who is behind the Twitter reading?
The idea of a Twitter reading came from Sascha Lobo, Germany’s best known blogger. In Berlin and Hamburg, Twitter authors met and read their comments for over 200 enthusiastic guests at a time. This year, after Bremen, only Cologne and Munich will follow.

More on the subject
Die Zeit: “Hat moderne Prosa Platz auf 140 Zeichen? Ist eine Kurznachricht schon Literatur?” (“Does modern prose have a place in 140 characters? Is a short message literature?”):

Der Freitag: “Kurze Texte, große Gefühle” (“Short texts, big feelings”): 

So, are you not in Germany - don't speak German?  No problem - we can do our own!  

If you're up to helping to put together some awesome tweets of note, and a reading in your area, let us know:  This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it

Yay Twitter!

Last Updated on Tuesday, 16 June 2009 04:11
About the SSDWC PDF Print E-mail
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Tuesday, 08 July 2008 04:56

You are visiting the website of the SSDWC, the Secret Society for Delayed World Conquest.  We here at the SSDWC are researching and testing new and exciting ways to take over the world, every day.

We just don't plan on using them any time soon.

SSDWC - The World is Ours... Just... Not Today.

Last Updated on Wednesday, 08 October 2008 22:29
SSDWC Sponsorships PDF Print E-mail
Written by ComicBookGoddess   
Friday, 19 December 2008 05:23

The SSDWC has decided to undertake sponsorship of a web site and podcast.  In the idea of increasing morale and engendering a desire to support the true spirit of our organization, a religious theme seemed best.  Also, in our survey of popular topics in web media and podcasting, we realized that, because a greater portion of geeks use the internet, and geeks have both scientific and consumptive power, we should have a geeky theme as well.

In this spirit, we would like to introduce:

Geek Pantheon and Your Moment of Kim

We have also aligned with Comic Book Goddess Productions and producer Kim, the Comic Book Goddess, who podcasts on several websites.

The Inner Council is requiring all agents with net access to download these podcasts and listen to them.  Spontaneous pop quizzes on podcast content will be given to encourage this habit.

Agents who file Form 322AAF after positively reviewing the show on iTunes or Podcast Pickle will be rewarded with anti-demerits by their Section Chief.

Shadowy Organization Seeking Writers! PDF Print E-mail
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Tuesday, 15 July 2008 22:54
The following is a message from the SSDWC, the Secret Society for Delayed World Conquest. We here at the SSDWC would like to remind you that the following message, like the SSDWC, does not exist.

The SSDWCC is looking for additional writers and editors for our news podcast and our website to support it,

Applicants should have skill with words, whether ad copy, comedy, skit writing, fanfiction, or editing (script or prose). They will also need to have or quickly develop a strong working knowledge of the terminology of mad science, conspiracies, and the various methodologies of world domination, as demonstrated by the vast history of the SSDWC and our rival organizations.

During this special offer, writers and editors who are selected will be able to skip the usual extensive SSDWC induction protocols. Your acceptance package includes an extensive non-monetary, immaterial compensation package, including Agent-status membership in SSDWC Media*.

With excellent work and Inner Council approval, you can gain access to special perks, including free usage of any experimental doomsday superweapons, rocket packs, or company invisible hovercars while they are in beta testing.**

For more information, or to submit a short resume with writing sample (or link to one), please email: 

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Again, thank you for listening to this message from the SSDWC, the Secret Society for Delayed World Conquest.

SSDWC. The World is Ours... Just, Not Today.

*Plus, we won't have to kill you for reading this message.
**Remember, practice Safe Specs! Use of experimental prototypes is at your own risk.